Off My Chest, For the Record

I believe that physical attraction is important for any romantic relationship, it should in no way be the defining characteristic of those relationships. Granted, we do live in an MTV-brainwashed society where the most important thing (and often the only thing that matters) is physical appearance. But sometimes I like to imagine that there are still pockets of people out there that are truly committed to developing their minds just as much, if not more, as their bodies (sometimes I even dare to imagine intellectualism coming back in style).

That being said...

I don't know if I'm ever going to get married. I'd like to imagine so, but we never know what life has in store for us. However, should God one day grace me with a wife, you'd better damn well believe she's going to be beautiful. And I mean turn-heads-when-she-enters-the-room beautiful. Or cause-car-wrecks-when-she's-outside-jogging beautiful.

And I'm not saying this to be a cocky bastard (well, maybe a little), but to let people know they might want to get used to the idea of me being with someone that's "too good for me". And if they don't like the idea, then they're more than welcome to the misery they create for themselves by worrying too much about other people's lives instead of focusing on their own.

Another forewarning: Should future imaginary wife ever become real and her and I are out somewhere public and someone wants to seriously tell me that she's too good for me, they should be prepared to be kicked in the balls. Unless it's a woman telling me that; then she should be ready to get punched in the tits.

*Don't get me wrong, in a sense, I think a man should always treat his wife as though she's too good for him. As in he should always be thankful for her in his life and makes sure she knows that. But that's really where the line should be drawn.